The Witty Cactus

The reason that fiction is more interesting than any other form of literature, to those who really like to study people, is that in fiction the author can really tell the truth without humiliating himself. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt ~

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  thelegendofzelda:

  <333333

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  foreverjoyous:

  alpestris:

  who in thE WORLD CALLS THIS TALENT

  WHO LOOKS LIKE THIS

  GOOD HEAVENS

  THE HECK IS THIS
  THE HECK
  OH MY WORD
  WHAT THE HECK

  This is laughable. And disgusting.

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  Personal Achievement Award

  I vacuumed my house without my mom having to nag.
  This is how I know I’m a big kid now. 

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  (Source: ch0lera)

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  [Flash 10 is required to watch video]

  bryankonietzko:

  I “performed” this “dance” for video reference of this kid in episode 302 of Avatar, “The Headband.” I rarely shy away from making a complete ass of myself in the name of fun, so I thought I’d share this with you guys. This was taped back in 2006, but I think my back still hurts.

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  (Source: tudo-a-dizer)

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  waltdisneyconfessions:

  “Out of all the Disney characters I relate the most to Belle and Jane because they are somewhat nerdy in my opinion and I consider myself a nerd. Also Belle looks at the personality of a person, not appearance. And I like that Jane is about as scatter-brained as me at times. I love that both girls can speak their mind and tell people off if they need to. It makes me feel less bad when I tell people off when they are being outright rude to me. They are both strong women and I love them both.”

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  “Are we… gonna be alright?”
  “Of course we are. We’re brothers.”

  (Source: makorras)

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  itsxandy:

  #headcanon that he created the airwheel for is master status

  My headcanon is that the air wheel is the fully mastered marble trick.

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  farewell-kingdom:

  Danny O’Connor

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  gameofconfessions:

  The Red Wedding was the singularly most shocking moment that I’ve ever read. Props to George for taking a risk and doing that kind of plot twist.

  *Submit your own Game of Thrones Confessions

  http://gameofconfessions.tumblr.com/submit

  True that.

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  “‎So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. It also won’t do in your essays.”—Dead Poets Society (the book)

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  gaksdesigns:

  Abby Diamond aka FinchFight / Her Tumblr

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  I want your love And I want your revenge

  labish:

  I have no regrets making this

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